dirtydisneyconfessions

dirtydisneyconfessions:

krustyismyname:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

krustyismyname:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

O.

Honestly, this just proves how much fun furries are. Sure, they can be a little odd, but really people, doesn’t the internet live for strange things?

yes, furries are so fun, when they are barebacking your asshole dry with their dog dick

Yeah, you love thinking about doggy dick, right?
(Actually most furries aren’t into bestiality, they just like dressing up and acting like an animal. Its no different from cosplay, really.)

well i’m 90% sure mother theresa didn’t design this

deliriouspumpkins

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

nahalila

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.